Douchebags were a conspiracy of the patriarchy, a medieval-looking invention that simultaneously suggested that female sex organs were filthy, stinky and repulsive to men, and promised to cure this imaginary affliction. But it doesn't cure anything. Douchebags can, in fact, upset the natural bacterial culture of the vagina that protects the organ from infection.
There's also the small matter that unwashed men and women can rid themselves of odorous funks by showering regularly, or even semi-regularly. Vaginas smell like sex and sex smells good. Nibble your lower lip and roll your eyes into the back of the skull good. It is one of those scents that inspire immediate physical reactions. The smell of warm bread makes you drool. The smell of a roaring fires makes you cuddly. The smell of sex makes your skin glow like the digital warriors in "Tron Legacy."
Source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-mind-of-man-why-douchebags-are-called-douchebags/?eref=RSS
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